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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's a slut... you're mom

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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