- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

My mum is called Steve

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

A baby seal walks into a club.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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