- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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