How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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ewrg

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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James Patrick Campbell

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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