- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Urban ghettos

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

burn baby burn your nanas burning

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