What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Women's rights.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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