- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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