I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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y u no like me joke?

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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