- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested