Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Small Penis.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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