- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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