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Knock Knock. Come in.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

the redsox

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why do mexicans get made fun of

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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