What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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ur gay

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snooki

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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