Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Terraria

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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