- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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