knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

womens rights

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Anthony sucks

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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