- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What's two plus two? Window

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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