- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

rose are red violets should be purple

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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