What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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