- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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