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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

This is sparta No this is patrick

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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