- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

flavin's head

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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