- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

David Cameron

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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