Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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