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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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