- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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