- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

You know what's funny? Rape

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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