YEAH THEY DO!

womans rights...

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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