what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

antonio has a penis head.lol

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

your mama so old, shes dead.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

A French man gets into a fight

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

I like school Said no one ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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