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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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