- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

woman's lacrosse

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

roses are red violets are indigo

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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