- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

I have an erection My mom!

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A muslim paints Mohammed

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

knock knock? come in

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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