- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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