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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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