69

An Englishman walks into a bar.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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