- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Knock Knock The doors already open

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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