- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

punchline below punchline above

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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