Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Women drivers...

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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