what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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