- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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