- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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