- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.