- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

ur an fagit

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

do you wanna hear a joke school

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Laugh.

Justin Bieber

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Anti Joke

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