What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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