- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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