- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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