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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Obamacare

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Connor is homo

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

angelosnyder is not gay

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Choir.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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