- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

wael.. nuff said

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Tim and Eric

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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