- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What's two plus two? Window

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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