- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

why did the man die? he had cancer

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

France had one revolution

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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