What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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