- Anti Joke

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

I killed someone on minecraft.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.