A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Women's rights.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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