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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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