Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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