A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

women's rights

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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