what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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