- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

so the weather's nice...

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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