- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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