- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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