- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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