- Anti Joke

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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