- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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