What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Faithful men.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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no

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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