- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Do you like fishsticks No

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

A blonde dies Lololol

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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