What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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