What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Your Mother

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did Washington say to California? WC

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

adam hodgson !

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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