Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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