Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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