- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Y u do dis?

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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