Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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you first

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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why are balck people black because they are

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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