What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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DON"T READ THIS!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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