- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

NEVER

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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