- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Your dads dead. lol

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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