- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What? Huh?

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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