A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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