Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What would u like to drink?

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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You have friends

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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