What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Christianity.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

You have friends

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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