My name is Jeff

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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