Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Gay republicans

Michel Moor on a die...

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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