- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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