- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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