His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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A kid has no friends.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Anti Joke

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