"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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women's rights, lol

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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