How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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i killed my family

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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