- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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