- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

I think everybody should have a penis.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

wanna here a joke? you.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

VAL SUCKS

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

so today i took a poop. hehe

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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