Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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