- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Abortion.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

the WNBA

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

That's illegal What? Your mom

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