What african eat for christmas Sand.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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