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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Tucker Rivera

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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ur gay

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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