- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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