Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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9/11

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

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