- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Womens basketball

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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