- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

roses are red violets are blue

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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