- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Refridgerator.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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