A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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nolan is gay

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Face Hunter is scum

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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