- Anti Joke

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Knock knock. Get out!!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.