A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Get it? More.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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i like men but im not gay

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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