- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

can you pass the soap?

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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