knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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