Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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